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SUMMARY:Loteria Cards & Comedy
DESCRIPTION:Imagine Lotería meets late-night confessionals\, where every card leads to unexpected stories\, hot takes\, and hilarious surprises.\nEach round\, guests sit in the hot seat as traditional Lotería cards are pulled like Tarot\, revealing deep truths\, weird memories\, and outrageous moments.\nNo script. No safety net. Just pure\, unpredictable comedy driven by fate and a deck of Mexican bingo.\nWill La Dama bring out your inner diva?\nWill El Borracho dig up that one night you swore you’d forget?\nEvery card has a story\, and the laughs come fast.\nYou’ve never played Lotería like this!​
URL:https://stayinmcallen.com/events/loteria-cards-comedy/
LOCATION:El Cine Rey\, 311 S 17th St\, McAllen\, TX\, United States
CATEGORIES:Nightlife
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SUMMARY:Nutcracker Magical Christmas Ballet
DESCRIPTION:Nutcracker Magical Christmas Ballet in McAllen at the McAllen Performing Arts Center\nGet tickets now at https://www.ticketmaster.com/search?q=McAllen+Performing+Arts+Center+Nutcracker+Magical+Christmas+Ballet
URL:https://stayinmcallen.com/events/nutcracker-magical-christmas-ballet-7/
LOCATION:McAllen Performing Arts Center\, 99 Center Ln\, McAllen\, TX\, United States
CATEGORIES:Performance,Performing Arts Center,Ticketed
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SUMMARY:New Years Market
DESCRIPTION:Ring in the new year a little early at the New Years Market at Archer Park. Families can stroll through a charming lineup of local vendors\, enjoy tasty bites\, and discover unique finds perfect for celebrating the season. The park will be filled with festive cheer as shoppers browse handcrafted goods\, enjoy the cool winter air\, and soak in the community spirit. It’s a joyful way to wrap up the year and welcome a bright new one in the heart of McAllen.
URL:https://stayinmcallen.com/events/new-years-market/
LOCATION:Archer Park\, 101 N Main St\, McAllen\, TX\, United States
CATEGORIES:Family Fun
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SUMMARY:NUTCRACKER! Magical Christmas Ballet
DESCRIPTION:Give the gift of NUTCRACKER! Magical Christmas Ballet to the whole family. Celebrate America’s favorite Christmas tradition with an international cast that unites world-class talent from renowned ballet capitals across the globe. Featuring choreography by acclaimed Ukrainian choreographer Viktor Davydiuk\, the show uniquely blends classical ballet and Tchaikovsky’s timeless score with jaw-dropping acrobatics\, larger than life puppets and stunning hand-crafted sets and costumes. Don’t miss this chance to create memories of a lifetime with friends and family of all ages. Get tickets now!
URL:https://stayinmcallen.com/events/nutcracker-magical-christmas-ballet-8/
LOCATION:McAllen Performing Arts Center\, 99 Center Ln\, McAllen\, TX\, United States
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SUMMARY:IMAS Gingerbread Challenge
DESCRIPTION:Get ready for a sweet and creative holiday tradition at the IMAS Gingerbread Challenge. Families are invited to build and decorate their very own gingerbread-style house using graham crackers\, frosting\, and plenty of candy. The best part? Kids get to make a festive mess at the museum—and take their delicious creation home afterward.\nEach hands-on workshop lasts between 45–60 minutes and includes general admission for registered participants. Day-of registration may be available at the admissions desk depending on space\, and children 12 and under must be accompanied by an adult.\nRegistration is $13 per participant or $8 for IMAS Members\, and up to two additional family members may join by purchasing general admission upon arrival. Guests are encouraged to plan their visit around museum operating hours if exploring before or after their workshop time.\nSpots are limited and all registrations are final\, so be sure to reserve your time slot and enjoy this fun\, festive\, and tasty holiday experience at IMAS.
URL:https://stayinmcallen.com/events/imas-gingerbread-challenge-17/
LOCATION:IMAS Museum\, 1798 W Nolana Ave\, McAllen\, TX\, United States
CATEGORIES:Family Fun
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SUMMARY:South Pole Illuminated Festival
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SUMMARY:Teachers Gone Bad
DESCRIPTION:Brought to you by Mind Twist Comedy\, Teachers Gone Bad showcases a killer lineup of educators-turned-comedians. Whether they’re moonlighting between grading papers or crushing it full-time on the comedy circuit\, these performers bring schoolyard absurdity and adult chaos together on stage.\nAnd no\, this is not kid-friendly.\n​Expect brutally funny tales of embarrassing classroom moments\, school politics\, and staff room drama. But it doesn’t stop there—we go deep into the hilarious truths of family\, marriage\, parenthood\, and life itself. Nearly every Teachers Gone Bad show has been sold out—teachers show up for one reason: to hear the jokes they wish they could say out loud on campus. With former teachers leading the charge\, it’s a full-on catharsis\, no punches pulled\, and absolutely NO FEAR of HR. Because\, honestly\, what are they going to do? Fire us twice?​\nIf you’re ready for a night of unapologetic\, unfiltered\, and downright wicked comedy\, Teachers Gone Bad is the show you didn’t know you needed.\nEvent Date
URL:https://stayinmcallen.com/events/teachers-gone-bad/
LOCATION:El Cine Rey\, 311 S 17th St\, McAllen\, TX\, United States
CATEGORIES:Nightlife
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