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SUMMARY:Loteria Cards & Comedy
DESCRIPTION:Imagine Lotería meets late-night confessionals\, where every card leads to unexpected stories\, hot takes\, and hilarious surprises.\nEach round\, guests sit in the hot seat as traditional Lotería cards are pulled like Tarot\, revealing deep truths\, weird memories\, and outrageous moments.\nNo script. No safety net. Just pure\, unpredictable comedy driven by fate and a deck of Mexican bingo.\nWill La Dama bring out your inner diva?\nWill El Borracho dig up that one night you swore you’d forget?\nEvery card has a story\, and the laughs come fast.\nYou’ve never played Lotería like this!​
URL:https://stayinmcallen.com/events/loteria-cards-comedy/
LOCATION:El Cine Rey\, 311 S 17th St\, McAllen\, TX\, United States
CATEGORIES:Nightlife
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SUMMARY:Teachers Gone Bad
DESCRIPTION:Brought to you by Mind Twist Comedy\, Teachers Gone Bad showcases a killer lineup of educators-turned-comedians. Whether they’re moonlighting between grading papers or crushing it full-time on the comedy circuit\, these performers bring schoolyard absurdity and adult chaos together on stage.\nAnd no\, this is not kid-friendly.\n​Expect brutally funny tales of embarrassing classroom moments\, school politics\, and staff room drama. But it doesn’t stop there—we go deep into the hilarious truths of family\, marriage\, parenthood\, and life itself. Nearly every Teachers Gone Bad show has been sold out—teachers show up for one reason: to hear the jokes they wish they could say out loud on campus. With former teachers leading the charge\, it’s a full-on catharsis\, no punches pulled\, and absolutely NO FEAR of HR. Because\, honestly\, what are they going to do? Fire us twice?​\nIf you’re ready for a night of unapologetic\, unfiltered\, and downright wicked comedy\, Teachers Gone Bad is the show you didn’t know you needed.\nEvent Date
URL:https://stayinmcallen.com/events/teachers-gone-bad/
LOCATION:El Cine Rey\, 311 S 17th St\, McAllen\, TX\, United States
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SUMMARY:Galentine's Loteria
DESCRIPTION:✨💜 Galentine’s Day Lotería Night 💜✨Free Community Event\nCelebrate friendship\, fun\, and good vibes at Galentine’s Day Lotería Night\, hosted by Purple Studio Waxing in partnership with Suerte Bar & Grill. This free-to-the-public event invites the community to gather for an evening filled with games\, great food\, and festive Galentine’s energy.\nTaking place on February 3 from 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM in Uptown McAllen\, the evening will feature Lotería\, Taco Tuesday specials 🌮\, and plenty of opportunities to sip\, snack\, and socialize.\nAttendees can enjoy merchandise\, special service promotions\, giveaways\, and other surprises throughout the night. A special thank you goes out to Suerte Bar & Grill and all participating sponsors for helping make this Galentine’s celebration extra special.\nGrab your besties and come celebrate Galentine’s the fun way—an evening of laughs\, vibes\, and unforgettable memories awaits! 💃✨
URL:https://stayinmcallen.com/events/galentines-loteria/
LOCATION:Suerte Uptown\, 1509 W Nolana Ave\, McAllen\, TX\, United States
CATEGORIES:Nightlife
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SUMMARY:Enjambre
DESCRIPTION:ENJAMBRE plays McAllen TX – Feb 28\, 2026. This is a *new date* as they postponed their Spring 2025 tour. Tickets are on sale now via eventbrite.com.
URL:https://stayinmcallen.com/events/enjambre-2/
LOCATION:Cine El Rey Theatre\, 311 S 17th St\, McAllen\, TX\, United States
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