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SUMMARY:Teachers Gone Bad
DESCRIPTION:Brought to you by Mind Twist Comedy\, Teachers Gone Bad showcases a killer lineup of educators-turned-comedians. Whether they’re moonlighting between grading papers or crushing it full-time on the comedy circuit\, these performers bring schoolyard absurdity and adult chaos together on stage.\nAnd no\, this is not kid-friendly.\n​Expect brutally funny tales of embarrassing classroom moments\, school politics\, and staff room drama. But it doesn’t stop there—we go deep into the hilarious truths of family\, marriage\, parenthood\, and life itself. Nearly every Teachers Gone Bad show has been sold out—teachers show up for one reason: to hear the jokes they wish they could say out loud on campus. With former teachers leading the charge\, it’s a full-on catharsis\, no punches pulled\, and absolutely NO FEAR of HR. Because\, honestly\, what are they going to do? Fire us twice?​\nIf you’re ready for a night of unapologetic\, unfiltered\, and downright wicked comedy\, Teachers Gone Bad is the show you didn’t know you needed.\nEvent Date
URL:https://stayinmcallen.com/events/teachers-gone-bad/
LOCATION:El Cine Rey\, 311 S 17th St\, McAllen\, TX\, United States
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SUMMARY:Loteria Cards & Comedy
DESCRIPTION:Imagine Lotería meets late-night confessionals\, where every card leads to unexpected stories\, hot takes\, and hilarious surprises.\nEach round\, guests sit in the hot seat as traditional Lotería cards are pulled like Tarot\, revealing deep truths\, weird memories\, and outrageous moments.\nNo script. No safety net. Just pure\, unpredictable comedy driven by fate and a deck of Mexican bingo.\nWill La Dama bring out your inner diva?\nWill El Borracho dig up that one night you swore you’d forget?\nEvery card has a story\, and the laughs come fast.\nYou’ve never played Lotería like this!​
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LOCATION:El Cine Rey\, 311 S 17th St\, McAllen\, TX\, United States
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SUMMARY:Puro 956 Laughs
DESCRIPTION:“I would rather laugh about everything than fight about anything.” – Mario Salazar\nOne of the pillars of the 956 Comedy Scene will be at The Historic Cine El Rey Theatre / Cine El Rey.\nFRIDAY April 25th 2025 Doors 7pm / Show 8pm\nTICKETS: https://www.superstarcomedy.net/\n#standupcomedy #CineElRey #mcallentx
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LOCATION:El Cine Rey\, 311 S 17th St\, McAllen\, TX\, United States
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